65 Years of NYC Water
Charting six decades of New York City's water use and population with NYC Open Data.
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Area student really passionate about latest tech media buzzword
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM— Emphatically stating how Blockchain technology is going to disrupt the way we buy cereal, 3rd year Economics student James Wilson can’t contain his excitement for how the latest tech media buzzword is going to radically transform the world.
“I did my best” Martin O’Malley sobs to himself in the shower
DES MOINES, IOWA— After receiving just .6% of the vote in the Iowa Caucus, former Maryland governor Martin O’Malley reportedly gave himself a pep talk amidst sobs during his post-result shower.
Area Cat pisses on freshly washed sheets to remind owner who’s really in charge
SAN JOSE, CA— Asserting his dominance over his subservient owner, 5 year old cat Tom pissed on owner Jeff’s freshly washed sheets to remind him who’s really in charge.
Area Lecturer overstates difficulty of content
COVENTRY, UNITED KINGDOM— Warning students that failing to understand what was covered last week will lead them to fail their degrees, 54 year old Law professor George Jenkins consistently overstates the difficulty of the content of his lectures.
Carson hurt by Cruz’ joke about him being a bad surgeon
DES MOINES, IOWA— During last night’s GOP debate, Ted Cruz imitated Donald Trump by calling all of the GOP candidates stupid, fat, and ugly and Carson a terrible surgeon, which really hurt Carson’s feelings.
5 club nights you could easily give a miss but probably won’t because of peer pressure
Hey you, uni student.
Area Man not looking for a career right now, just job with benefits
SAN FRANCISCO, CA— Terminating his 5 year career as a management consultant at Deloitte last week, 28 year old Marcus Smith is reportedly not looking for a career right now, just a job with benefits.
Group member finds getting full credit for assignment he contributed nothing to unfair
COVENTRY, UNITED KINGDOM— Having not read a single word of the assignment, 19 year old group member Tom Wesley feels that getting full credit for the Econometrics assignment he contributed nothing to is unfair.
California weatherman completely out of his depth at new job in the UK
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM— Having crossed the Atlantic Ocean in a recent monumental career move, 34 year old ex-California weatherman Jimmy Melville is starting to realise that he is completely out of his depth reporting on the UK weather.